lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
I’m gonna fuck it
please don’t fuck the lava
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
Via Don't touch me, I'll die if you touch me.
No spoilers, I promise! (This isn’t even what Smaug looks like)
Based on this idea that was brought up during one of Stitchy’s streams a looooooong time ago that I just had to do.
I am so, so sorry but I couldn’t let this die until a Tolkien version was done.
Via never trust an elf
I believe my exact words upon exiting the theater were “I really hope someone posts pictures of that Gimli cameo soon so I can make this joke.”
Via red stars and blue fish
You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.
Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon
Look at it’s skinny little legs!
Via I Caught On Dirt
once I got surgery and I was on really strong medication and my mom was upstairs but I wanted soup so I got a pan (not a pot) and put the soup in and everything was going fine but once it was ready I decided to dump it on the ground instead of in a bowl and when i realized what I had done i sat down and cried and my mom came downstairs and saw me laying on the floor sobbing in a puddle of soup
she laughed so hard she had to run to the bathroom to avoid peeing in her pants